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Kid's Birthday Party" |
This lady is giving a party for her
granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer,
band, and a hired clown.
Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a
handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them
that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out
back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.
Guests arrive, and all is going well with the children
having a wonderful time. But the clown has not shown up and
she unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself.
She happens to look out the window and sees one of the bums
doing cartwheels across the lawn.
She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does
midair flips, and leaps high in the air. She speaks to the
other bum and says, "What you friend is doing is absolutely
marvelous. I have never seen such a thing.
Do you think your friend would consider repeating this
performance for the children at the party? I would pay him
$50!"
The bum replies, "Well, I dunno. HEY WILLIE! FOR $50. WOULD
YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?" . |
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