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Dead Dog" |
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Two boys are playing football in
Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the
nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists,
breaking the dogs neck.
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Posted on May
31 2007 |
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Respect for Living Things" |
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A man and his little boy were
walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a
lecture about having respect for living things and added,
"Just for that you can't have any honey for two weeks!".
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Posted on May
29 2007 |
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Kid's Birthday Party" |
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This lady is giving a party for her
granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer,
band, and a hired clown.
Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a
handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them
that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out
back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.
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Posted on May
29 2007 |
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School Photo " |
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The children had all been
photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them
each to buy a copy of the group picture.
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Posted on May
27 2007 |
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Mirrors " |
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According to a news report, a
certain private school in Washington recently was faced with
a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the
bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving
dozens of little lip prints.
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Posted on May
27 2007 |
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What It Means To Be Poor " |
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One day a father of a very wealthy
family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm
purpose of showing his son how poor people can be. They
spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would
be considered a very poor family.
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Posted on May
27 2007 |
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